It's Friday. It's spring. And I have a day off! Yippee!
So, let's chuckle....
An elderly couple, Betty and James, were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service Betty took a pen and paper out of her purse,and wrote a note and handed it to James.
The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
James scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."