My Book Rating System

My book rating system is based on 5 stars. The book must be rated at least 3 stars for a review.

3 Stars: Good story, good plot, good writing.

4 Stars: I was wowed, but something about the story fell short of perfection.

5 Stars: I was either drooling, on the edge of my seat, or falling in love.

If you would like me to review your book, please contact me at 00ibitz@charter.net.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Friday Funnies!


It's Friday. It's spring. And I have a day off! Yippee!

So, let's chuckle....

An elderly couple, Betty and James, were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.

About halfway through the service Betty took a pen and paper out of her purse,and wrote a note and handed it to James.

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

James scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."


1 comment:

Theshortone08 said...

Hahahah!
That had me laughing for a good 5 minutes!
My day is going to be great now!