How many science fiction writers does it
take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing
it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one
sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major
time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown
out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many publishers does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down
the author.
How many mystery writers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the
way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many screenwriters does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
Why does it *have* to be changed?
How many cover blurb writers does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A VAST
AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!
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